Passive-Aggresive

Urban dictionary, obviously the most well renowned and educated dictionary of all time, has two definitions for passive-aggressive.

One: Formerly associated with a particular psychological disorder stemming from years of percieved underappreciation and bitterness. A character flaw brought on by a person's inability to deal with their own bitterness, anger, or resentment in an assertive manner, thus, becoming a more passive form of hostility. See: petty, little bitch, worthless turd

Two: One who places an empty bowl of candy on the porch on Halloween.

Important Note: This is only considered spiteful, not passive-aggressive, unless the bowl is accompanied by a sign which reads, "Please take one"

I like the second one much better, but the first one provides an interesting basis for psychoanalysis [NOT addressed in this post.]

You know what really makes me angry? Take a simple Google search for "argentina macroeconomic and political stability." Weird topic - I know, but I have homework that must be done.

A great source comes up. So I click. It leads me to this page. Where it says: "Was $900.00, now $765.00! You Save $135 (15%)." Bum. Mer. But my real question was - if someone is actually thinking about purchasing the Argentina Business Forecast Report, wouldn't they be smart enough to know that they are saving 15%? Does the website just think that some shopping-addict will come across their site, see the big red 15% savings button and be like "ohhh yeaaa, I could REALLY use one of those reports"??

So am I going to pay for this report since it contains EVERYTHING I could POSSIBLY need for this dumb class I'm taking? No. Why? 1. I don't have $765. 2. If I had $765 I would probably spend it on beer. 3. The website makes me angry.

I'm passively-aggressively going to do another Google search while I scathingly write this blog instead.