Put that Butt in Gear

I slid right on in to the Philly Auto Show this weekend after a glorious (and cheap) Dim Sum dinner at Dim Sum Garden at 52 N. 11 St. and it was fantastic.  And I got to see lots of beautiful Mustangs.  The bf is quite knowledgable about cars and I learned a few things.  One being that cars don't last for 15 years anymore.  My dad is going to be disappointed that he can't run his next car for 18 years and 400,000 miles...

Me:  What makes the "exotic" cars "exotic."
Bf:  They cost over $300,000
Me:  Ooooooohhhhhhhh.

So what's the way to judge a car anyway?  Performance?  Gas milage?  Paint color?  Size?  Maybe, but what about the butt?

Yerp, that rear-end is what most people see, especially if you drive fast, so it has to represent!  You may think I'm crazy, but cars have the same butts people do.  There's the soccer-mom-who-does-pilates on some mini-vans.  Sports cars?  Most have solid athletic looking rear-ends.  Lincolns and old Buicks, now there's a granny ass if I've ever seen one.  What about those cars whose rear ends are almost dragging on the ground?  Yea, those people who need to put a belt on or buy a pair of jeans that fits.

Interesting side-note:  I read somewhere that the baggy jeans round your thighs instead of your waist (or even hips) trend was started in a LA ghetto.  Like most places where money is tight, hand-me-downs are common.  Boys would start wearing their older brother's jeans before they fit.  The bigger the pants, the bigger your older brother.

Makes a lot of sense right?

Found it.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

Some things just make me chuckle

Yesterday, I was reading on philly.com about some kid in a wheelchair and his clothing line when I noticed a gigantic ad in the background for the Philadelphia Auto Show which is going on in the next two weeks.  Guess what the tagline was.

Wait for it...

"Just slide on in."

If that's not a huge thats what she said, I don't know what it.

Another funny thing is fulfilled stereotypes.  But it's only funny when everyone in the situation thinks it's funny.  Otherwise, it's probably racist.  Or in appropriate.  So, still funny, but laugh in your head funny, not riotous laughter funny.  For instance, the other day at work, I had a table of four black people.  One couple was normal, the other was super ghettolicious.  The dude ordered a steak and chicken fajita.

Me:  How do you want your steak cooked?
Me in my head:  Well Done or Med Well, sent back for being a little pink
Him:  Gurl, what do I look like to you?  You know how we do.  Well. Done. Put it in the bank.
All of us:  Awkward chuckle laughter

Anddddddd fin.  Check out these two websites.  At least one will make you chuckle!

http://1000awesomethings.com/
http://catalogliving.net/

And you can put that in the bank!