Stooptime: My apologies

I may have posted on here, definitely on facebook, about a certain slut I saw with a "Girl On Top" add glossy kissy face here bag. Anyway, my apologies. While you still look like a slut, I see your cause. "Girl on Top" is a book by Nicole Miller.

"In Girl on Top, career expert Nicole Williams takes 20 tried-and-true dating rules you know (and have probably used) such as "Play Hard to Get" and "Don’t Give Away the Milk
for Free"—and shows you how to put them to use when the object of your affection is your job. With her ingenious approach—taking the tactics used to
land a man and applying them to your career—you’ll be able to handle any work situation and come out on top. Finally, the advice no one else has been willing to tell you, right at your
fingertips!" -Link

I have two classes with a girl that I saw had the bag too!! Since I was pretty sure she wasn't whore material, I asked her about it. Apparently this book is really good and provides great advice for women in the workforce. Quite frankly, it seems a little like Cosmo, and Cosmo does not give good sex advice. How do I know? Not from experience, thank goodness, only because I've jokingly read sections to guys who have been like "if a girl EVER did that to me, I'd take my penis and run far, far away." I'm not willing to risk my career on a reaction like that.

While I understand the concept behind the book and the slutty bags, I just want to point out one thing. If you Google "girl on top" like I had to for this post, these are your results.

Notice the second result is a girl asking for advice on Girl On Top positions and the third result...Cosmo's advice on the Reverse Cowgirl. [I'd like to take a minute and say, thank you Google for believing that I would want my first result to be a book rather than sex advice. Okay, moment over.] You're welcome for the warning that Cosmo's advice is terrible.

On a totally different note, I got an email today that made me snicker. I recently bought flea medication for my cat through PetMeds.com. Now, I understand customer service, and when companies make a good effort it makes me happy. That being said...here is a picture of my cat.