People do all sorts of weird things to get outta trouble. This can be indentified by looking at some of the following cases:
So this guy crashed near Milton, Florida (my source down there says that most of the very small town was talking about the fire from the other week and not about the plane that had just crashed...the world knew about the BIG PLANE CRASH first). He jumped out of the plane and is currently hiding. What is he hiding from? I'd like to think its either from a crazy biotch (wife, girlfriend, or both), the law, finances, or big goons who are after him for some reason or another. But, why couldn't he just go on a cruise and disappear. Maybe it was for insurance reasons?? hmmmmmm maybe he's onto something.
Then there are the people that actually kill themselves to get away from something. Or they kill other people. Like the guy the other day that killed his son because he had to start to pay child support.
There are other people that just walk away. Kinda like that guy whose name I cannot recall whose body wasn't ever found. I'm pretty sure he could've just walked away. I mean, people live next to bank robbers all the time. I just watched Unsolved Mysteries today (oh, thats ANOTHER good thing to do on a sick day) and this bank robber and his wife were living in hiding/out in the open for 16 years or some-shiznit. Their neighbors didn't know til TV intervened.
Anyway, my advice to everyone is: just drink up your punishment. Or don't get caught.
P.S. Did you know that it is easier for a person to fall in love with an inmate. Because the inmate doesn't have a job or a life really, they can spend 10x more time just thinking about the person they are seeing. That makes them much more attractive and romantic. Inneresting, right?!
I'd like to give the guy credit for at least the advanced planning, but utter failure on the execution of his "disappearance" plot.
ReplyDeleteHe totally needed to plant several limbs at the crash site and\or not get caught by local cops and say you had a "kayaking" accident?
Furthermore, why was he still in the country. Shouldn't he have hired a boat if he was already in Florida? I'd much rather hide out in South America than in backwoods Florida.
Just some random thoughts...