Sick Days

So, "sick days" are something widely used in our society.  Here are some activities that can be done on "sick days".

1.  Finish up the 89237409328 item to-do list thats been sitting on your desk for 7 years covered in about 5 years worth of dust.

2.  Sit around in PJs all day and gorge on food.

3.  Sleep

4.  Go skiing/go to the beach...depending on the weather

5.  Take your kids, animals, or yourself to the vet, doctor, dentist, gyno, optometrist, colonist, nudist, massagist.

6.  Go to that awesome concert and smoke/drink for 5+ hours.

7.  Start pub crawling at 2 p.m.

8.  Grocery shopping, mailing letters, painting that bathroom door

9.  Go to the mall and get as many free samples as possible

10.  Watch Ferris Buellers Day Off, then emulate it.

Sick days rock!!!!!!!

Also, read this...before dinner.