While sitting in my economics class I realized I was in desperate need of a coffee. In this business building, there is a Starbucks downstairs which is inevitably hosting a line of at least 10 people. During our five minute break, I walked downstairs and saw a line of about 45 people. Why?
I assume these people also were in desperate need of caffeine. I also assume none of these people had the brains to walk outside for 30 seconds, cross the street, request a large coffee from one of the food trucks, pay a dollar, walk back across the street, and be back inside. As long as it took me to do that, my classmates had moved up 3 feet in line. If that.
HAHA. SUCKERS. You also paid at least 150% of what I did for 75% less coffee. Me = WINNING!
But seriously? Why such a long line? Why wait in such a long line? I believe I'll file this as further evidence that groups of people are stupid. I mean, come one. Groups of people decided paper could beat rock, and clearly that is just not true. Next time you get in a fight, try throwing wadded up paper balls. Guarantee you that the person throwing rocks wins. If they have good aim. Or any kind of aim.
I always dig a good alliteration. Also, you're right, they are dumb. Unless they have a gift card. Then I think it is justified.
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