Graphic Novella Ahora

Despite sitting through a three hour interview today and drinking entirely too much sangria, I bring you the second graphic novella.  Everyone I know is miserable right now.  It's the end of a college term with more classes to come.  Doesn't that just put a damper on everyone's mood?  It's SUMMER.  But it's so hot.  I changed outfits 4 times today.  And I'm still sweaty.  Sitting in my air conditioned room.  Because it's that muggy.  Thank you Philadelphia.

Everyone is miserable because we haven't figured our lives out yet, we feel stuck in an unfulfilling  life with futures that are neither what we expected or dreamed.  Will we ever be happy?

I'd be a lot happier if I didn't have to see this butt-crack at work before my 12 hour shift started.

Dude was just randomly on the phone outside my job, in the Grotto, which is where we all hang out and drink, do drugs, make phone calls and sit before our shift starts.  He moved immediately after I took the picture which caused my co-workers to say "did you get it?!" and being the creeper I am, of course I did!   God forbid anyone buys me a camera that does well with "action" shots.

Honestly, all I've done the past few days has been a lot of work and a lot of drinking.  Being completely unmotivated to finish my last few assignments, I've been making bad decisions.  Like...

Scooters is an absolutely legitimate bar.  I mean, c'mon, look at the wood paneling outside.  And "Ladies Night" $3 appletinis?  Absolutely high quality.  We only charge $2.25 for Ice Tea at my corporate joint after all, $3 probably buys Rohypnol too!  And I don't know who that Jay Rider is, but he probably doesn't expect a lot of ass at the end of the night or anything....

Let's just say, every "Ladies Night" I've gone to has ended in a puddle of puke in front of my stoop.  True. Story.

But I do enjoy drinks like this.

(Strawberry Mojito - Sava's - $4 - DELICIOUS.)

This.

(Long Island in far too large a glass.  Oscar's - Dive Bar - Center City Philly - Do you even have to pay for drinks at Oscars?  Definitely less than $5.)

And this.

Yum beer!  This is my kitchen manager at my general manager's going away party.  It was sad because nobody really liked the guy.  The KM offered to drive me and another co-worker "home".  The KM was in the middle of pointing out the hilarity of telling the lame manager we were leaving to go "home" when "home" meant 3 other bars, I pointed out the fact that he just passed a "Road Closed" sign.

Favorite quote ever:

"Well, I'm not drunk, but I would definitely get a DUI.  So...we're gonna go over the sidewalk instead of going in reverse."

That gets you a disapproval look.

After a night like that (and by that I mean a shot and beer at every stop and a loss of money and dignity) my stomach wants nothing more than greasy Chinese food.  And if it's veg, even better.

Seriously, look at that cabbage bowl.  Delicious.

And as always, we'll end with a Nelly snapshot.  Because my week really wouldn't be complete without her.

Cuteshit.

Have a good hump day!