OMG - Stickers!!!

Revertigo: (n.) psychological term referring to when one reverts back to childhood when in certain situations or around certain people

I get revertigo SO bad when it comes to stickers. Looovvvvvveeeeeeee stickers. A lot. So when 2b1b writer, Meghan McBlogger, offered stickers and a handwritten note for voting for her as best blog/most funniest ever blog, I totally voted, and was really excited for the stickers. [Her blog actually deserves these awards also in my humble opinion, which laughs out loud in class quite frequently.]

So the other night after yet another 10 1/2 hour shift at the ghetto-fab bar, dealing with obnoxious people groping, yelling, spilling, and puking, I come home to find a small envelope addressed to me! [Revertigo also hits me a little when I get a piece of mail from someone. I still have every single birthday/Christmas card ever sent to me. Don't believe me? Look in a drawer in Hickville and on my bookshelf in Philly.]

In the envelope were stickers and a note!!! FIVE stickers and a note. This is like getting something from a celebrity, only one with a brain and no paparazzi (yet). So, into revertigo I go, and start giggling as I read the note three times.

And here is what my celebrity wrote:

Dear Andrea:

Thank you so much for reading & voting for my blog! You're from Philly! Lucky! I'm newly entranced by Philadelphia. I went to visit ex co-blogger Eddie for the first time this year & it turns out it isn't as scary as Will Smith had me believe. I want to go on a ghost tour of Philly next 4th of July...so there's that. Welp! Thanks again for your support!

Love,
Meg

OMG! Squealing with delight, I quickly whipped out a blank sheet of paper and a pen to write to Srav and wrote her a letter that was dripping with little girlishness. I even wrote the letter in pink.

If I could respond to Meg, this is what I would write back.

Dear Meg,

Philly is filthy, but I love it here. Will Smith actually portrays West Philly pretty accurately as people get shot about 1 time every six months outside my house. But most of the time, people are just crazy. [I love that you used the word 'welp' cuz I use that word all the time too! OMG, we're like twins LOL.] I've heard the ghost tours are okay, but way better if you are drunk, and speaking German. And then you get kicked out. Yes, this really happened. Visit the State Penitentary thing, that's scarier. And I know someone who got married there. Now that you are convinced I'm crazy, I'd like to thank you for the stickers and revertigo that seems to affect my writing skill.

Love,
Andrea

P.S. You have great handwriting. I judge people on handwriting.

So, anyway Meg, I'm not really crazy, just really into stickers. Right now, there is a letter for Srav sitting on my desk from 2b1b, waiting to be mailed. I had no idea that she was also getting stickers, so now she'll have seven instead of five. I really wanna open the letter. But I'm resisting. But I really really want to.

Don't use the word revertigo ever in real life. Someone who writes "How I Met Your Mother" made it up and you'll look like a fool.