Garfield and my logic

So I journeyed home to Central Pennsylvania, which could be an entire blog post in-and-of itself. Central PA and Philadelphia are like apples and potatoes - the only thing they have in common is the state in which they reside (that would be the round state).

It was a Sunday night, and since I will not be around next week for church, I decided to accompany my mother to the evening service - officiated by my father.

I have ADHD (read "short attention span") and consequently cannot sit through even movies anymore. I usually watch them in shifts. This is also one of the reasons I skip class fairly often (can't pay attention anyway so what's the point). ADHD combined with my lovely hobby of watching people is great for church.

Pondering the elderly people that I have gone to church with forever, I wondered if I was just sitting around people who had always had big ears, or whether your ears grow like saggy or something when you get older.

Well, Garfield gave me my answer this morning:

I just want to say I LOVE old people, big ears and all! This was honestly just an intelligent theory, not a "LETS MAKE FUN OF ALL OLD PEOPLE" cuz I beat up the people that are all like "LETS MAKE FUN OF ALL OLD PEOPLE"!