It's Hump Day, How's Your Mother?

It's Wednesday, the smell of spring is in the air. Nevermind that in Philly that the smell of spring is defrosted waste, it's still in the air! It's getting warmer, the girls are breakin out the skirts, and everyone is itching for the sun to come out, be warm, and forget the heavy winter jackets we've been hauling around everywhere.

Now, I love pandas, and surely spring makes you think of these wonderfully (probably mean muthafuckas) cute, little (read: big), black and white creatures. Now, I also love $10,000. In fact, if I had $10,000 I wouldn't be eating PB&J sandwiches for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and my midnight snack. So I would like to take this time to thank Drexel University for charging me ~$26,000/yr, calling my mother and telling her tuition doesn't cover all the costs - "please donate", and then for announcing they are spending $10,000 to adopt effin pandas from China. China hates us, the pandas probably hate us, and we're never gonna get to see the effin pandas. So thanks Drexel for making my Wednesday brighter! (You could have at least had the ceremony sometime after the required work day so that I could come get free food.)

On a more serious note: can we please destroy all the guns, bombs and bullets in the world and start teaching peace to people? In Alabama, 11 people died from a shooting rampage. In Germany, 16 people died from a shooting rampage. People are pushing for Church's to have better security (some are still open 24 hours a day) because of killings of pastors. And all this is just in the past 24 hours. Yes, yes, yes, hunters - I KNOW you love killing animals and then eating their meat. I enjoy eating their meat too. But meat is not necessary, a lot of things are not necessary. Also, it's called a bow and arrow. Yes, it takes more talent, but if I can do it, you can do it too. Go Gandhi!

And finally, I would like to take time to bring you an update from my last post. Just as I was done ranting about cars in Philadelphia, something not-that-bad finally happened. I was riding home on the overcrowded parkway, trying not to get cut off, and at a stop light, someone started serenading me. It wasn't pretty, and the song was by Taylor Swift, and the guy was singing it in a false soprano drunken voice, but at least it wasn't "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves" and the guy didn't try to door me, soo...good day!

Happy Wednesday, tell your mom I said hello ;).