There are like 100 people who are coming down off Oxycontin right now in my West Philly neighborhood because their dealer got caught. And is charged with like 78,000 counts of murder. He is gross. And the addicts are slightly dangerous.
Luckily, they now have a resource that is free and cheap. Unfortunately, I may die because of it. You know what I'm talking about. It's the newest fad. And I kid you not - bath salts.
Yea, I got those for my mom for Christmas. I bet she is having a blast right now. While possibly murdering my father. [Just kidding!] "Bath Salts" are the new drug on the market.
Apparently, it is a cheap and legal in around 47 states. And it produces a killer high.
...Authorities have had "bizarre medical calls" from bath-salt users, including one man who tried to tear apart the back of a patrol car with his teeth and a woman who attacked her mother with a machete...Users report a feeling of euphoria, increased sociability and productivity and often sexual arousal. ... Health officials say the drugs also can produce extreme paranoia, hallucinations and hostility in their users.
... The back-seat biter required seven deputies to subdue him....
Bath and Body Works better jump on this new opportunity. I bet if they add scents, it will become more mainstream. They could even sell tickets to people for "bath salt" events - who wouldn't pay to watch 50 crabby old women take a bunch of drugs and beat each other up?
My personal opinion: sounds like alcohol, except more hardcore. Yes, I think I'll try them. I heard patrol car seats taste like chikin.
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