Comics and Whatnot

I may be going insane.  Or I may be hungover.  Or I may be going through nicotine withdrawal.  Or I may just be burnt out.  Or all of the above.  (If this was a multiple choice question on the exam of my life, the correct answer would be the last option.)

So I'm just going to share some hilarious comics I've found over the past few days on the internets.  I was going to blog about how I hate bread, but the humor in me is as dry as a post-menopausal woman's...hair...GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.

But put it back in the gutter for this one:

Now substitute that orange looking thing with this bitch:

Isn't she adorable??

Next up, to compliment my roomie Liz's blog post about boys and our countless conversations about how Disney/Hollywood ruined our expectations for a perfect boy:

We were right.  It was all bullpoop.  Speaking of poop...
I told two friends yesterday that poop is super important.  Depending on what comes out you are either healthy or not.  Because Scrubs told me so.



For your reference, here is a chart of poo.

You're welcome.

These last two are self explanatory and I have no good segwey for them.  I just don't want the last thing you take away from this edition of Stooptime to be poop.  Just so there are no unconscious pairings going on.

I'm toying with the idea of deleting Facebook.  But I would need moral support.  And a peer support group.  And another networking outlet.

Steve Jobs?  Bill Gates?  What you got cooking in those little tech companies of yours?

Asshats.  (Thanks for making this blog possible.)

Enjoy this Wednesday.  It's super warm.  OH, and don't forget to hold your breath until 10 p.m.  Apparently the air is toxic right now.  Air Warning #1 AND #2 are in effect people!!