Did you know that older people are actually a nuisance to society? Just kidding, but they can get drunk more quickly on less, and they also will insist that they aren't as impaired as they actually are. DUI anyone?
Anyway, the moral of the story is that next time you get drunk with your parents, keep in mind that they can get obliterated WAY before you.
Everyone's heard of power hour right? Well, a slight variation, which I think I will play soon, is Century Club. To be part of this club, you take a shot every minute for a 100 minutes. A shot of beer (1 oz, or 1.5 oz) times 100 equals about nine beers.
Does anyone know why we celebrate St Paddy's Day? I'm convinced its because we just like to drink a lot. Honestly, the Irish are the only ones that have it as a national holiday and could tell you that blue used to be the color associated with the day, and that it is actually based around a feast and not a drinking fest. But, hey, now you can cheers to the color green AND blue!
Drunk: A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots (thanks UrbanDictionary.com)
Drunk (noun)
1. An intoxicated person
2. A spree; drinking party
And to round out the research, a Google image search and the top three results for "drunk".
Number 3: Did she get drunk in the daylight, or was this from the night before? Also, bathing suit or underwear? I detect an interesting story here.
Number 2: Hahahaha, remember the rule, take your shoes off? Leave them on? I always get so confused...
Number 1: My personal favorite. Is the guy feeling her up because he wants too, or because he is drunk also and his hand just happened to land there?
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