Nobody Right, Nobody Wrong

They say you gotta choose a side, but when it's done, there's nobody right, nobody wrong.

Time for News Round Up again. However, this time, I only did "Sounds Like"...mainly cuz I had to do an operation on a printer this morning.

Obama could name budget director next
Sounds Like: Obama’s next child, the budget director, may be named next. We think Reginald is a good name.

Make your picks for Obama's inner circle
Sounds Like: Wanna gamble? Lets start a Fantasy Inner Circle League bracket thing.

Ticker: Millions being spent in final '08 faceoff
Sounds Like: Those hockey players sure know how to spend money on their faceoffs. The last one was worth 8.2 billion pucks.

Brown: Students feel the economic pinch
Sounds Like: In Economics, students can no longer sleep due to that damn sneaky pinch.

Borger: Obama takes ownership of economy
Sounds Like: Bush signs the deed over to Obama, no he owns the mess. Let’s play home makeover!

WSB: Alleged church shooter caught in Georgia
Sounds Like: The paintballer that has recently shot churches was caught in Georgia today, right before 9 o’clock mass.

Pirates were 'animals,' ex-captive says
Sounds Like: “Those damn scallywags tried to make me drink rum all day long!”

No prison for 'sex-on-beach' couple
Sounds Like: Since the drink turned out so well, the couple who created it will not go to prison.

KHOU: Girl's homework gets dad a Bush pardon
Sounds Like: The bush that the girl wrote about for English class was presented to her father. It came alive like in the girl’s story and said “pardon me”.

SI: Trainer had Clemens' DNA, reports say
Sounds Like: CSI Trainer doll had Clementine DNA. How’d that happen?

Bad deal leaves Navy families in cold
Sounds Like: Messed Up.

Guy hoards year's trash in basement
Sounds Like: Best trash of the year was hoarded in man’s basement so he could win the Nobel Peace Prize 'O Junk.

Daredevil flies over gorge with jet pack
Sounds Like: Devil+Georgia+Jet Pack = FUN!

Need a job? Try the 25 best cities for work
Sounds Like: The headline right before “Most Dangerous Cities: Camden #2”

Amy Winehouse hospitalized for drug reaction
Sounds Like: Wino (drug addict) hospitalized for drug reaction to: heroin, ecstasy, marijuana, crack, cocaine and methamphetamines. Normal.

UFO in sight, then 'pfft -- it was gone'
Sounds Like: A plane.

iReport.com: Unafraid of holiday traffic?
Sounds Like: Not scared of holiday traffic? Well YOU SHOULD BE. Here’s WHY.

CNN Wire: Treasury, Fed act to boost lending
Sounds Like: In the second year of the play, the acting is more geared toward being better, so that ppl actually come to the show. In the trade that’s “boost lending”.