These are a certain company's rules for how to tell whether their employees are handling suspicious mail.
Jo, if any of the following ever happen to you Jo, make sure you contact your supervisor immediately, Jo.
1. Envelope does not have a return address.
2. It has an international address (yea, no love letters from Ireland Jo, they are dangerous Jo).
3. The envelope is damp, when the weather is not.
4. Looks or feels suspicious, lopsided, oddly shaped, or follows any of these rules.
5. Appears to contain an unknown substance (Jo, if there's a clear envelope, look through it to make sure it's okay Jo).
6. If the mail is from a usual source, but is not what they usually mail to you.
7. Has excessive postage (Jo, if there are 398027409238 stamps on it, don't open it Jo).
8. Has an unusual odor or protruding wires (Jo, if there are wires sticking out of the mail, you should probably not touch it Jo).
9. Packages that are crudely wrapped (because, Jo, criminals are sloppy people Jo).
So, now that everyone knows what kind of mail not to open, the world will be a better place!
Happy Friday everyone.
so how come this entry is totally honing in on jo and her handling of suspicious mail?
ReplyDeletewell, jo wanted a shoutout. and unfortunately you haven't been around for the story where its four in the morning and we're hanging out on the stoop and jo is reading to me, tony, and kevin the "guide to getting it on". "Tony, when the girl moans, tony, it means this, Tony. Tony, the lavia, Tony...." etc. It was pretty hilarious.
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