1.) Fly on an airplane to another country right before the economy collapses.
2.) Gain a needed occupation in which you will never get laid off (i.e. clergy, nurse, doctor, military, ambassador, septic tank cleaner, garbage man, EMS, etc.)
3.) Learn how to grow your own fruits and veggies.
4.) Learn how to keep the bugs and animals away from your fruits and veggies.
5.) Buy real estate. It will always be worth something. Even when it's worth nothing.
6.) Watch the British guy on television that goes through the wild with nothing but a camera crew and pick up tips.
7.) Move somewhere where the weather is mild. Try to avoid hurricanes and/or huge blizzards (good luck).
8.) Take your friends with you.
That's all of my advice.
But really, think about it. When the economy goes, what will we have left? I'll have all my stuff. I'll have a laptop that I won't use unless I can afford internet and a printer. I have a bike that I can ride as long as I can afford new things when it breaks. I have a lot of stuff. Useless stuff really. Creature comforts - which don't get me wrong, they're nice. But, let's say the economy really did crash, and I got hit the worst. What would I do? Well, besides trying to follow as much advice above as possible, I'd find my family and my friends, and take them with me. Because they'd be all I had left.
My last little piece of advice, is get out of Philly (if you're living here now) if anything happens. People will start to get desperate. The violence may follow with a high probability. Some people will figure they'll be better off in jail where at least there is food and shelter 24-7.
Have a great Wednesday!! Here's a picture from cracked.com to make you smile, since the above is kind of depressing. The craption is: Waiting for the helium dealer, they look forward to getting high.
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