It's Not About the Next Morning, It's About the Fun Before Bed

So, after going out last night for a friend's beday (or barthday) party, I'm a little knocked out today. I decided to write about the reason I'm a little knocked out today.

On the "Top Tens" website, they rate the best alcoholic drinks. It's crappy. Here's the list.
1. Beer
2. Rum and Coke
3. Vodka and Orange
4. Margarita
5. White Russian
6. Wine
7. Tequila
8. Absinthe
9. Jager
10. Moonshine

WTF. Seriously? Seriously?!? Whoever thought up this list is incompetent in drinking. I mean, a third grader could tell you that moonshine tastes like what his mom pours on his open wounds to disinfect them.

What about the interesting drinks? And why does Jager win over whiskey? Rum and coke = you've never been to a bar before and don't know what to order. Screwdriver is a classic. Margaritas are okay, but you have to put flavor in them!

So here's some options for my list. These are not necessarily in order, and my experience is not as wide spread, but its a WAY better list.

Rum and 7-Up (classy I know).
Franzia (only if playing slap-the-bag).
Beer - microbrews, interesting, with flavor (no this does not include Miller, Bud, Coors, anything else that looks like pee and tastes close - It does however include Red Stripe).
Car Bombs (which go on here because I had one last night, and it tasted like chocolate).
Sparkle Bombs - tequila, champagne, and pineapple juice, very very tasty.
Whiskey and soda (root beer or cola).
Vodka, Cranberry Juice, and Sprite.
Jungle Juice (come on, you know you secretly love it for its amazing powers).
A good ole gin bucket (gin, sprite, limes, lemons).
Pomegranate Martini (oh, yea, shaken, not stirred).

I win. Even though my list is not all-inclusive. I still win.

I feel much better that I have corrected this problem!

Happy-soon-to-be-weekend everyone!