Think you've had a bad week? A German businessman went to the bathroom and lost 10,000 euros. He didn't flush them, or drop them, he just left them. A couple hours later when he realized he was about $13,000 (USD) short, he called in the loss. Well, the money grew legs and walked away. Whoops.
Obama made his first trip out of the country. He climbed into a wooden barrel, went over Niagara Falls, and landed in...CANADIA! Canada. This baffles me. Here is the conversation I picture went on.
Guy #1: "Obama will be a historic figure. His first trip out of the country could be epic, and it will always go down in history."
Guy #2: "In that case, we should probably make him go somewhere really really cool."
Debbie Downer: "Gentlemen, should he not go somewhere safe?"
Guy #2: "No, he's already been to that theatre where Lincoln was shot, he turned out fine!"
Guy #1: "Maybe she's right. He's not superman yet, that surgery hasn't been completed. He should go somewhere safe and friendly."
Guy #3: "Oh, well, that narrows our choices to Switzerland and Canada."
Debbie Downer: "Canada gives us cheap prescriptions and its closer to fly to. Plus, we are investigating Swiss Banks so and they make our health system look like shiznit so..."
Everyone together (singing): "O Canada, Our home and native land, true patriot love...."
VICE ENFORCEMENT'S TOP OFFENDERS: Police are taking unprecedented steps to keep prostitution offenders off the Strip WORKING GIRLS: Las Vegas' 50 most prolific prostitutes
Click above to see what hookers in Las Vegas really look like. I was under the impression that prostitution was legal in Vegas....how else would those virgins sell themselves on the internet without getting caught...but apparently it is not legal. These girls aren't actually bad-looking (some of them are).
Hi, I'm a Mac, and I'm a PC.....
We've all heard these commercials. We've all also heard Mac users rag on Microsoft, PCs, Bill Gates and pretty much everything that doesn't have a half-eaten apple on it. However, below (if it works) is a YouTube video that makes Bill Gates awesome. Just watch:
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