But I don't know how to speak French!

And now for some real news. We are turning into France, quickly. By "we" I mean the "we" that was in the first word in the Declaration of Independence. This article explains pretty clearly what is going on in America today. Slowly but surely, America has been closing the gap of GDP spending and now it nearly matches a modern European state. Also, it has been proved time and time again that Americans distrust big government, but they still want the government to take care of them. This reeks of socialistic principles. I highly recommend reading the article, it's in easy language, not too business-y, promise.

Miss Piggy is from Iowa.
The first Kermit the Frog was made out of Jim Henson's mom's old coat and ping pong balls.
Oscar the Grouch's voice is based off of a cranky NYC taxi driver's.

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Finally girls, here are 10 ways you can figure out that you are "just not that into him." Frankly, I think some of these are self evident, but here we go anyway.

1. Everything reminds you of him - in a bad way.
2. Little white lies are your new M.O.
3. You don't miss him. Ever.
4. He embarrasses you (you are mortified to introduce him to your parents - Tony, shoutout)
5. You think he's trying to hard.
6. You're are emotionally detached.
7. The sparks are non-existent
8. You begin to look for someone new, even though you are not free yourself.
9. You're not in the mood, ever.
10. You create drama, just to have something to talk about.

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